I'm a master of Sex on a First Date -- When's the last time you had a first date? Did you have sex? You should have. Here's why... Jason Verlaine Is The Best Revenge: http://www.jasonverlaine.com

Author: jasonverlaine
Tags: jason verlaine new york nyc dating advice first date wisdom video blog recession finance love money
Posted: 03 June 2008
Rating: 2.3
Votes: 6

housewife (on iTunes May 27) music and lyrics by jay brannan directed by stewart hendler (thx stewart!!) album out july 1 online/july 15 physical CD (pre-order now at jaybrannan.com) two bodies pressed together two boys are falling hard the smell of sweat and leather a kinky greeting card crazy about each other we both have fucked up pasts but when we are together we have a fucking blast [chorus:] i wanna be a housewife what's so wrong with that i wanna be a housewife, yeah and that's just where i'm at i'm making guacamole he's working on the car when he grills turkey burgers he knows i like them charred i like to wash the dishes i like to scrub the floors don't mind doing his laundry what are boyfriends for [chorus] i wanna have his baby i wanna wear his ring he drives me fuckin crazy i am his everything [chorus] i wanna be a housewife what's so wrong with that can't wait 'til he's in my life, yeah cuz we haven't met we haven't met yet... we haven't met yet... www.jaybrannan.com

Author: jaybrannan
Tags: jay brannan goddamned housewife music folk singer songwriter guitar new york shortbus acoustic life sucks pipe dream
Posted: 25 May 2008
Rating: 4.8
Votes: 61

Within minutes, a potential hookup turned into an unmitigated disaster. http://www.jasonverlaine.com

Author: jasonverlaine
Tags: jason verlaine new york cloud dating hookup bathroom gay facebook random comedy video blog rant love people
Posted: 16 May 2008
Rating: 3.0
Votes: 3

Singer/songwriter Brendan James says hi to everyone out there on DailyMotion. Brendan's debut record, THE DAY IS BRAVE, hits stores June 3rd.

Author: BJamesVideos
Tags: brendan james music singer songwriter dailymotion shoutout new artist universal decca day brave
Posted: 06 May 2008
Rating: 3.0
Votes: 2

Comedian Seth Herzog takes one final look around his infamously tiny New York City apartment before moving out, April 10, 2008. For more than 13 years, he lived in a space that's 12 feet long and 5 feet wide, or about the size of a small college dorm room. Or a prison cell. Depending upon how you look at these things. Part one of two.For more interviews, reviews and notes about Seth Herzog, visit The Comic's Comic blog history on him at http://thecomicscomic.typepad.com/thecomicscomic/seth_herzog/index.html

Author: thecomicscomic
Tags: Seth Herzog comedian comedy infamous apartment new york city
Posted: 15 April 2008
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 1

THIS sat 2/16 - BOWERY BALLROOM! nyc jaybrannan.... (more) Added: February 14, 2008 THIS sat 2/16 - BOWERY BALLROOM! nyc jaybrannan.com for details a death waltz music and lyrics by jay brannan i know this song has been written already it's not gonna stop me from writing again not gonna lie, i don't really wanna live i'd rather be honest than impressive nothing has changed, and it's 12 years later i'm more of a child than i was back then positive thinking won't keep ships from sinking i will jump unblinking off the plank, say when chorus this road is long, but my patience is not and if i must face the gun squad again, then let me get shot i will put on my dancing shoes, while the gunmen are holding their breath and scream, "one, two, three, one, two, three, watch me, i'm waltzing with death" if all you need is love, you won't find it even dr. love aches for his lady luck he's self-prescribed, and she's bleary-eyed i think this verse died, i wish my songs didn't suck chorus i keep hoping i will die while i'm sleeping but i keep waking up with no alarm beeping this punishment's cruel, but not so unusual the years, they fly by, but the moments, they're creeping chorus © 2007 Great Depression Publishing

Author: jaybrannan
Tags: jay brannan singer songwriter singer/songwriter guitar folk nyc new york acoustic indie death waltz music dumb
Posted: 23 February 2008
Rating: 4.7
Votes: 17

Thank you! Thank you for everything! Perez loves you!!!! xoxo

Author: PerezHilton
Tags: Perez Hilton New Year's Greeting heartfelt emotional 2008 thank you readers fans family cry tears
Posted: 31 December 2007
Rating: 4.0
Votes: 29

Anthony and Caitlin combine Maker's Mark and hard cider to create an original AOTD New Year's Eve Cocktail!

Author: DrinkArt
Tags: new year's eve year years holiday drink cocktail food
Posted: 30 December 2007
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 4

home music and lyrics by jay brannan fatal habits, broken dreams waking up isn't all it seems we held on to what we couldn't see i carried you, you carried me pre-chorus 1 camped out in hollywood roasting letters from your father we proved survival of the why bother chorus we were young and excited we were lost and alone we were free, but misguided and we had no place to call home same old story, different song most people get the lyrics wrong verse by verse we faced a raging bull stomach empty, balls full pre-chorus 2 late nights in hollywood banging guitars and boys swingsets and cigarettes were our joys chorus bridge why don't the gideons leave condoms in the drawer? bibles don't save many people anymore we took up quarters in the bathroom, there were dollars on the floor i looked at you, you said to me, "jay, we're worth more" chorus 2 we were young and excited we were lost and alone we were free, but misguided and we'd found a place to call home (c) 2006 Great Depression Publishing (BMI)

Author: jaybrannan
Tags: jay brannan singer songwriter singer/songwriter folk music nyc new york ceth shortbus guitar acoustic indie home
Posted: 20 September 2007
Rating: 4.7
Votes: 52

COME TO HIGHLINE BALLROOM!! Sun 9/30 at 8pm, NYC -- jaybrannan.com for tickets & lyrics

Author: jaybrannan
Tags: jay brannan singer songwriter singer/songwriter nyc new york folk music guitar ceth shortbus uncle auntie-socialite
Posted: 20 September 2007
Rating: 4.7
Votes: 30